excuse for speeding
harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.
"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
why is he howling.
dentist: please stop howling. i haven't even touched your tooth yet.
patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!
i'm not having it all cut off
miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. while miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.
"hello, miles," the manager said. "i see that you are having your hair cut in office time."
"yes, sir, i am," admitted miles calmly. "you see, sir, it grows in office time."
"not all of it," said the manager at once. "some of it grows in your own time."
"yes, sir, that's quite true." answered miles politely, "but i'm not having it all cut off."